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[ScrooLewse]

UR DOIN IT RONG!

[AndY]

Family Guy is the definition of random:

[Quenquent]

You want french random ? So get some !

[rickinator9]

Dutch Humor:(especially like the part where he gets confused at 6:15)


This is flamish but that's related to dutch. It was a part of my country until bossy nation intervened:

[Quenquent]

More french humor :

[rickinator9]

Apparantly, to ScrooLewse my voice is fuck.

[ScrooLewse]

rickinator9, on 30 May 2011 - 09:48 AM, said:

Apparantly, to ScrooLewse my voice is fuck.

Either your mic is fuck or you're using a voice changer. Either way your voice is different from the last time I heard you. Not for the better, either.

[rickinator9]

When did you hear me?
I will try to put it off the next weekend

[rickinator9]

Something totally random for me(that was in the recommended box on youtube):

Also some classic starwars vid:

[ScrooLewse]

My Conversations in Omegle:

I am the Space Core:

Spoiler

You: Gotta go to space.
Stranger: don't do that, brah
You: Orbit. Space orbit. In my space suit.
Stranger: you'll get the bends
You: Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial.
Stranger: whut?
You: In space.
Stranger: like Ke$ha?
You: Space system. On trial.
You: Guilty.
You: . Of being in space. I'm in space.
Stranger: Um...
Stranger: Are you from Ireland?
You: What's your favorite thing about space?
Stranger: the sun
You: Mine's space
Stranger: that's niece
You: Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait.
Stranger: what?
You: Wait I know.
You: I know.
Stranger: Zero G
You: Space.
Stranger: Dark matter
You: Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool.
You: Here come the space cops.
Stranger: phospholipids
Stranger: NO RESPONSE TO THAT EH COJACK!?!?!?!?!
You: Gotta go to space.
Stranger: ...damn you
You: Come here space. I have a secret for you.
You: Dad! I'm in space!
You: I'm proud of you, son
You: Dad, are you space?
You: Yes. Now we are a family again
You: Space
You: Space?
You: SPACE!
You: SSSSPAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEE!
You have disconnected.

Space Core V2:

Spoiler

Stranger: 19 m uk
You: Gotta go to space.
You: Space
Stranger: me too
You: Better buy a telescope.
Stranger: no need
Stranger: got one right here
You: Wanna see me. Buy a telescope.
You: Gonna be in space.
Stranger: i am gonna be in space too, i dont need to buy a telescope
You: Space.
You: Trial.
You: Puttin' the system on trial.
Stranger: SPACE!
You: In space
Stranger: yes
You: Space system. On trial.
You: Guilty.
Stranger: NO!
You: Of being in space! Going to space jail!
Stranger: not guitly
You: Guilty
Stranger: space jail?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not
You: Space jail!
Stranger: never
You: Oh oh oh oh.
Stranger: catch me if you can
You: Wait wait.
You: Wait I know.
Stranger: you do?
You: I know.
You: I know wait.
Stranger: what do you know?
You: Space
Stranger: Space, yes?
You: So much space.
You: Need to see it all.
Stranger: me too
You: Oh. Play it cool.
Stranger: I have a way to get there
You: Play it cool.
You: Here come the space cops.
You: Help me, space cops.
You: Space cops, help.
Stranger: cops
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: kill me
Stranger: space kill me
You: Dad! I'm in space!
Stranger: with a plasma gun
You: I'm proud of you, son.
You: Dad, are you space?
You: Yes. Now we are a family again.
Stranger: dad doesnt love you anymore.
You: Space.
Stranger: he is with me
You: Ba!
Stranger: SPACE!
You: Ba! Ba!
Stranger: me and you father are starting another family
You: Ba ba ba! Space!
You: Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!
Stranger: BA BA BA BA BA BA
Stranger: ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa
Stranger: ba ba ba
You: Orbit.
Stranger: ba ba ba ba
Stranger: ba ba
You: Space orbit.
You: In my space suit.
Stranger: u dont have one
Stranger: so you cant come with me
You: In my space suit.
Stranger: lies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess some people just don't like being awesome.

Spoiler

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: I am Chief McCarthy.
You: Chief of the Awesome Police.
You: And you good sir or ma'am are guilty.
Stranger: that would be sirr and y
You: Guilty of being...
You: Awesome.
[A good two minutes of silence here.]
Stranger: well i dont know if the military would alow me 2 be guilty of that
You: So are you going to come quietly or do we need to throw an awesome parade for you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:

Seriously dude, do you really need my number?

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: EARTH
You: FIRE
You: WIND
You: WATER
You: HEART!
You: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...
Stranger: hay
You: I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING CAPTAIN PLANET!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hey wat your num
You: Lemme see...
You: 353-555-2572 (Non-existent phone number)
You: Your welcome.
Stranger: ok
You: jk
You: Its actually:
You: 1-800-225-5532 (Kentucky Fried Chicken's phone number)
Stranger: o fine be like that
You: Call me! ;P
Stranger: fuk u i no u lie im not stupid
You: lolololololol
Stranger: ha
You: 888-333-2377 (Suicide Hotline)
Great number isn't it? I paid about 500 for it.
You: Chicks remember it SO easily.
You: Now seriously, call me!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hay dont lie nomore
You: Fine.
You: 877-665-7399 (Phone sex line.)
Stranger: im call all those num just in case u lie
You: ok
Stranger: hay wat type of girls u like
You: The real kind... you know, the ones you can actually see.
You: Why haven't you called, yet?
You: Dude, seriously!
Stranger: wait man im gana tak u first
Stranger: get to no u
You: We can learn about each other by phone. Just call!
Stranger: wait man are horny or wat
You: What? Its not like I'm gonna trace your phone when we call and rape you.
You: Rape, what an interesting topic.
Stranger: no but lets learn us alittle on here then i callu
You: Well, what do you like to do other than engage is fake sex over an anonymous chatline?
You: in*
Stranger: idk u
You: Well, I usually summon Cthulu over the weekends.
You: Sometimes I play some TF2, but its usually Cthulu.
Stranger: o
You: Really a nice guy once you get to meet him. Other than the whole tentacle-faced destroyer of worlds thing.
Stranger: o
Stranger: hay
You: Hay is for horses, silly.
Stranger: how old are u again man u are mean
You: 478, but I'm a young soul.
Stranger: man if your that age by
Stranger: jkjk
Stranger: hello
You: Yo.
You: Just call me, man. We can talk faster than we can type.
Stranger: fine i love u
You: Me, too.
You: Call me so we can make sexy noises over the phone ^_^
Stranger: hay wate how old are u
You: I told you, already.
Stranger: no u didnt
You: 478 going on 479 next month.
Stranger: fuking lier i wont call u then
You: lololololol
You: Last one was a sex line and the one before that was a suicide hotline.
...
...
...
You: ...problem?
You have disconnected.

Side note, here: I have never called any of those lines. I just Googled for them.

[ScrooLewse]

U jelly?

[rickinator9]

[rickinator9]

[rickinator9]

[Coppermantis]

If you have not heard this one on NPR...



Oh, they spelled NPR wrong in the title. :/

[rickinator9]

Hmm, how do you link to youtube now that the site has been updated?

Edited by rickinator9, 13 December 2011 - 03:26 PM.

[AndY]

rickinator9, on 13 December 2011 - 03:25 PM, said:

Hmm, how do you link to youtube now that the site has been updated?

Same way as before:

[media]URL[/media]

[rickinator9]

Edited by rickinator9, 14 December 2011 - 09:54 AM.

[AndY]

rickinator9, on 13 December 2011 - 04:22 PM, said:

Hmm, seems to not work with copy paste

When you paste a link in the RTE, it converts it automatically.

At the top of the editor, you'll see a Font drop-down menu. On the left, there's an icon called "Special BBCode". Click it and select Media, then put the YouTube link in there.

[rickinator9]

New GabeN song from Mastgrr